What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How do Greeks identify themselves in terms of civilization? Do they feel more connected to Western or Middle Eastern civilization and why?

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why are many women so drawn or attracted to men that have been or are currently in prison and men that are involved in street life/illegal activities?

Yes sir it is.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why is fitness important?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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